Lithuanians and other Lithuanians – damn Lithuanians! They have ruined Lithuania

A short rant on how Lithuanian hate other Lithuanians.


If you are reading this and you are a Lithuanian. You probably know this old anecdote:

Verda pragare trys katilai. Pirma katilą būrys velniu saugo. Ateina vyriausias velnias ir klausia, kam tie velniai ta katilą šitaip saugo. Tie sako: tame katile žydai, vienas išlips - visus kitus paskui save ištrauks. 

Antrą katilą saugo du velniai. Vyriausias velnias klausia, kas tame katile, kad ji taip prastai saugo. Jam sako: tame katile rusai, vienas išlips, atneš degtines visiems ir visi prisigėrė niekur iš katilo nebelips. 

Prie trečio katilo nei vieno velnio nėra. Vyriausias klausia, kas tame katile, kad jo niekas nesaugo. Jam velniai sako: tame katile lietuviai, vienas išlips - visi likę ji paskui save atgal įtrauks.

And if not here is a loosely translated English version:

Three huge cauldrons are boiling in hell. The first cauldron is guarded by a bunch of devils. The eldest devil comes and asks why so many devils are protecting that cauldron. They say: in this cauldron, Jews, if one will get out - he will pull all others jews with him together.

The second cauldron is protected by two devils. The eldest devil asks who is in that cauldron that it is so poorly protected. They reply to him: in that cauldron are Russians, one will run away only to bring vodka for everyone and they all will get drunk and no one will get out.

There is not a single devil near the third cauldron . The old one asks who is in that cauldron that nobody is protecting it. Other devils reply: in this cauldron are Lithuanians, one will try to get out - all the rest will pull him back in.

So why I am writing this? Because of this little thing that happened today.


There is this new Lithuanian crypto currency called Bitlitas. There is a nice article in Lithuanian about it: BitLitas (LTL): lietuviška kriptovaliuta or Bitcointalk forum link.

As you can see in the post below there is a fella Lithuanian. Who used a very nice username consisting of two swear words to write this creative. And he creates and a new account only to shit post on the Lithuanian coin. As he is actually the only person in the whole thread how is hating on the Bitlitas. So basically it is true. The joke is not a joke. Only a Lithuanian ca hate on other Lithuanians so purely and without any reason.



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